new jersey

so i am down here in new jersey, and spent a good portion of the day in cape may, the southern tip, where there are beaches and stuff. it is kind of a nice place, i guess. the weather is too hot! and the sky is all grey! weird... the buildings are victorian architecture there. i toured a building that was once a church and is now subdivided into 3 luxurious apartments that are each now being sold for over 1 million dollars each. 1.1 million, 1.3 million, and 1.6 million. two of the apartments were pretty nice, but one of them i did not like at all. it had such tacky decorations in 2 rooms that were supposed to be for kids. and there was not a place anywhere where you could fit a computer on a desk. the showers in the bathrooms there were all open, with no doors or curtains. it was just a lot of tacky sorts of weird-ass architecture and design and art. and i ate a hamburger at a restaraunt, but it was a really big 8 ounce hamburger. i had a hamburger yesterday too, at another restaraunt. i am such a typical american... oy vey! at the beach there were all these pretty girls, some of them in just bikinis. but my family and i were not allowed on the beach because of the communist policies of the new jersey government. the new jersey government is so communist, they make you PAY MONEY to gain entrance to a PUBLIC BEACH! wtf? florida doesn’t do shit like that! i like florida better than new jersey! and the state government in new jersey is shut down. apparently the governor and state legislature don’t get along, despite them all being democrats. helllooooo? stop being idiots, you morons! christ! get some work done! in my state of new york, they occasionally manage to pass the budget on time, and even when it is late the state government is not shut down. so they don’t have to resort to communist beach policies to make money. what are you comrades going to tax next? my use of publicly owned highways?? the whole point of taxes is to PAY for that stuff, not to MAKE MONEY off it! we only need to have ONE tax if we set the rate HIGH enough. probably around 99% would be needed... anyway, i hope new jersey doesn’t start its government up again any time soon. and why does gasoline cost so much here in new jersey? maybe the people here are rich enough to pay for it? i don’t know, but what i do know is, i did not see any aqua teen hunger force on the south jersey shore, even though that is where the show takes place. where are you meatwad? come on, fry guy! git yo ass over here, masta shake! i don’t even know if carl lives next door anymore... i think he moved away.

so i heard in the news ken lay is dead... but for some reason he was in aspen partying and having fun, after getting convicted of ruining thousands of people’s lives and defrauding investors of millions of dollars. it was a heart attack. my question is... did he overdose on cocaine on purpose to kill himself before he had to go to jail? and why wasn’t he in jail already? our judicial system is a joke, if it lets criminals like him go free after being convicted. and joe lieberman is in real trouble now, abandoned by hillary clinton. guess what, hillary clinton! now i can support you with a clean conscience! i know you voted for the war too, but at least you don’t write about what a great job president bush is doing in an op-ed piece for the wall street journal! it is about time democrats started acting like democrats again, instead of being closet republicans who go both ways! there is nothing wrong with centrism, as long as you pick the right issues to compromise on and the right issues to stand your ground on. but the real problem with lieberman is, he is putting his personal priorities above of what is best for the democratic party. he needs to forget about running as an independent. if he promises to support whoever the democratic nominee is, maybe he can still be that nominee. i think the voters could forgive him if he apologized profusely enough for his betrayal. and guess what north korea? your taepo-dong-2 missiles suck! at least nasa knows how to shoot shit into the sky and not have it blow up anymore! but why are they even using the space shuttle anymore? what is this, the 70s? why hasn’t anyone landed on mars yet? we could send a death row inmate on a one-way trip to mars. and if he doesn’t make it, send another one! that is a good form of execution. or you know what? if saddam hussein is convicted of war crimes, why don’t we send him on a one-way trip to mars? that would kick ass! he would be the first martian suicide bomber! anyway, later y’all!