Thursday, April 27, 2006

renaming this blog

ok, i am renaming this blog to “numinous ubiquity”. and hopefully my name will also show up as numinous ubiquity. that will make this thing more anonymous. the url might be changing to numinousubiquity.blogspot.com. this will hopefully end all of the vicious allegations that i am a real live person with an actual identity. instead, i shall merely subsist as some sort of internet entity, like maybe i am a computer program or a robot or an alien or a really smart monkey who can type. this won’t change the fact that i am a real live person, of course. but, hopefully it will confuse the pink boys who work for the conspiracy, and help me get enough slack so that i can become a subgenius like j.r. “bob” dobbs, my short duration personal savior. for more information on how you can become a subgenius and fight the conspiracy, click here for the sacred teachings of j.r. “bob” dobbs and reclaim your lost yeti heritage. got slack? if you don’t, you will be subject to the stark fist of removal. by the way, if you are wondering what “numinous ubiquity” means, i would define it as “a mystical, ineffable, omnipresent quintessence”, or, in layman’s terms “something mysterious, perhaps magical or supernatural, and impossible to explain in words yet very profound, which seems to be everywhere at once, even though it is unclear whether or not it even exists, something which is the purest and most complete example of anything that fits this description”. in other words, this is a reference to j.r. “bob” dobbs, who is pictured below.

the one true dobbshead

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