VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FINALLY WE HAVE ACHIEVED VICTORY AS DEMOCRATS, AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS BEEN SOUNDLY DEFEATED!!!!! WE HAVE CRUSHED THE ENEMY!!!!! NOW WE SHALL CONTROL THE COUNTRY, AND, AS THE WORLD’S ONLY SUPERPOWER, WE SHALL ALSO CONTROL THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IS WITHIN OUR GRASP!!!!! USA!!!!! USA!!!!! USA!!!!! DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!! PRAISE ALLAH!!!!! HAIL CAESAR!!!!! FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!!! MOVE ZIG... FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!! NOW WE CAN FINALLY WIN IN IRAQ, BY KILLING ALL IRAQIS!!!!! PRAISE FUCKING “BOB”!!!!! WE CAN BRING ABOUT THE END TIMES AND JESUS WILL COME BACK!!!!! ARIEL SHARON WILL AWAKEN FROM HIS COMA AND BE A VAMPIRE LIKE DRACULA, AND COME SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!!!! TRANSLYVANIAN TRANSVESTITES UNITE!!!!! ALL PRAISE IS DUE TO TOM DELAY, SCOOTER LIBBY, DUKE CUNNINGHAM, BOB NEY, MICHAEL SCANLON, MARK FOLEY, AND JACK ABRAMOFF!!!!! WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!!! NOW THE FOXES SHALL RULE THE HENHOUSE, AND WOLVES WILL EAT SHEEP, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!! GOD HATES FAGS!!!!! WINDOWS VISTA SUCKS AND SO DOES INTERNET EXPLORER 7!!!!! JIHAD!!!!! GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!! I AM AN EVIL ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE!!!!! THE ALIENS ARE COMING, AND THEY WILL GIVE EACH ONE OF US A FREE COLONOSCOPY!!!!! YOU’VE GOT AIDS!!!!! I AM GOING TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD AND EAT YOUR BRAINS WITH SOME FARVA BEANS AND A NICE BOTTLE OF CHIANTI!!!!! LET’S KILL SOME UNDEAD UNBORN BABIES BEFORE THEY EVEN EXIST!!!!! THE INNOCENT SHALL SUFFER!!!!! IF GOD IS A “HE” AND MAN IS MADE IN GOD’S IMAGE, GOD MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS!!!!! ONLY THE TRUE BELIEVERS WILL GET TO SUCK IT!!!!! EVERYONE ELSE CAN HAVE COITUS WITH SATAN, WHO IS A WOMAN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!!! LET’S START A NOOKLEEYAR WAR!!!!! SEND ALL THE MEXICANS BACK TO MEXICO, ALL THE ASIANS BACK TO ASIA, AND ALL THE EUROPEAN-AMERICANS (A.K.A. WHITEY) BACK TO EUROPE!!!!! NOBODY CAN STOP US NOW!!!!! WE ARE INVINCIBLE!!!!! PAPER CURRENCY IS INHERENTLY WORTHLESS!!!!! SHOW YOUR OPPOSITION TO PAPER CURRENCY BY BURNING ALL OF YOURS!!!!! WELCOME TO THE BIZARRO PARALLEL UNIVERSE, PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY!!!!! STOP READING AFTER THIS SENTENCE, BECAUSE IT IS THE LAST ONE!!!!!