obama won, clinton lost, it’s over

the “mainstream” media has finally decided that barack obama is going to win the democratic nomination and hillary clinton totally lost and has no chance. holy shit, i knew that 2 months ago. what a bunch of retards. they had to wait until they saw the results from indiana and north carolina before they made up their minds that this shit was over. and then when obama got more superdelegates than clinton on either friday or saturday depending on which media outlet was doing the counting, that totally finished the junior senator from new york off. the junior senator from illinois totally kicked the ass of the junior senator from new york! hooray for junior senators! hey, at least junior senators never have senior moments like that old curmudgeon john mccain. john mccain is the senior senator from arizona, which means he is really old and senile, just like ronald reagan. he is so reaganesque with his dementia. john mccain likes to point out that his mother is still alive, but she is also demented with dementia, even more so than him. he also wants 100 more years of war in iraq, and he is best friends forever with george w. bush. in fact, i challenge you to see if you can tell the difference between george w. bush and john mccain. there is not much of a difference, but it turns out john mccain is just like george w. bush except even worse! anyone who votes for john mccain because their favorite candidate lost the democratic nomination is an idiotic loser who cares more about personalities and bullshit than the actual issues affecting the people of this country. any hillary clinton supporters who will vote for john mccain once they find out that barack obama won are completely delusional, since they seem to forget that barack obama and hillary clinton have almost identical positions on all the issues, whereas john mccain’s positions are totally different. of course, lately hillary clinton has been acting more like john mccain, saying she would obliterate iran, and proposing a gas tax holiday as a gimmick to help her get elected while using up our fossil fuels faster so that gas is even more expensive next year. and she has been talking about how white people are so hard-working, which i find offensive, as a lazy white person who hates doing any work. but anyway, people should decide who to vote for based on someone’s positions on the issues. i suppose some of the hillary clinton supporters might be war hawks who do not believe in diplomacy and do not want us talking to nations like iran, preferring more wars instead. people like that can go ahead and vote for mccain. but hillary clinton supporters who want stuff like universal healthcare or other liberal policies like that ought to support barack obama rather than john mccain, since obama also wants universal healthcare. i am sure there are plenty of racists who don’t want to vote for black people, just like there are plenty of sexists who don’t want to vote for women. both groups of haters can vote for john mccain in the fall, and i think the 2 groups are mostly the same people anyway. but john mccain is going to lose anyway, since even republicans can’t stand him. republicans consider him a traitor the way democrats consider joe lieberman a traitor. and the rev. jeremiah wright scandal was the best thing that ever happened to barack obama, since it finally proved, once and for all, that barack obama is not a muslim and never was a muslim. barack obama was an atheist/agnostic who rev. jeremiah wright converted to christianity. why was he an atheist/agnostic? because his mother was too, and that is how he was raised. and the trinity united church of christ is part of the united church of christ, a very liberal christian denomination that supports gay rights instead of denouncing gays as hellbound sinners. that is a helluva lot better than having a president from some ultra-conservative denomination that says that 9/11 was god’s punishment against america for homosexuality, feminism, liberalism, and multiculturalism (you know, what pat robertson and jerry falwell said after 9/11). john mccain used to publicly denounce the religious right back in the 2000 election, but since then he has cozied up to them as much as possible (including pat robertson and the late jerry falwell), showing his amoral opportunism, naked ambition, and lack of any core beliefs. he only goes against his own party when he thinks it would make him more popular with the general electorate. do we really want a complete opportunist like john mccain as our next president? don’t we know that means 4 more years of bush?!? we need universal healthcare, and the republicans are completely opposed to that idea because they are controlled by lobbyists from hmo’s and insurance companies. people die all the time in the united states because of lack of healthcare, and lack of insurance is part of what gives americans a shorter lifespan than people in other wealthy industrialized countries. people in the other wealthy industrialized countries have universal healthcare, they spend a much smaller percentage of their gross domestic product on healthcare, and yet they are healthier and live longer than people in the united states. republicans like john mccain want to keep us from having universal healthcare, and keep our troops in iraq forever. that is why we must defeat them, because if they win, they will ruin our country even worse than what they have done over the course of the dumbya administration.