to hell with james dobson and to heaven with george carlin

james dobson, a right-wing christian fundamentalist nutcase and leader of the religious right, recently criticized barack obama’s theology, just because barack obama cited some old testament verses and took them literally. o noes! i thought fundamentalists were SUPPOSED to take the bible literally! but CERTAIN PARTS of the bible that say BAD THINGS are apparently NO LONGER TRUE because jesus came along and said to ignore all that bullshit from the old testament! hooray for christians ignoring the old testament! seriously though, if christians don’t believe in doing what the old testament says and don’t take it literally, TAKE THE OLD TESTAMENT OUT OF YOUR BIBLE! quit being hypocrites! you claim your religion is based on judaism and the old testament, yet whenever anything controversial from the old testament comes up, it’s all like “jesus came along and said that no longer counts, so anyone citing that old testament stuff is theologically illiterate.” theology is the study of complete bullshit by lunatics who actually believe in it. and to find out more about this nutcase james dobson (who has over 220 million brainwashed zombie followers listening to him on the radio every day) check out media matters or theocracy watch. to summarize, james dobson thinks that god destroying a major u.s. city would be justified because of homosexuality in the united states, he maintains that homosexuality is a choice people make and is not an inborn trait, he strongly opposes gay marriage and thinks gay couples should not be allowed to raise children, once in the same broadcast he claimed he was not political but also said that liberals “despise this country and its freedoms, and they're doing everything they can do to undermine it” and said that democrats advocate “the course of action that osama bin laden wants us to take”, and he has backed political candidates who called for the execution of abortion providers. basically this fruitcake is almost as crazy as the westboro baptist church lunatics, only he has many, many times as many followers. if hell existed, james dobson would go there after he dies, for being so evil. he is lucky that hell is just imaginary.

and you know who would be in heaven if it existed? george carlin. what a wonderful comedian he was, what a great spokesperson for the atheist cause, what an outspoken opponent of government censorship, what a champion of freedom we had in this man! and he was funny too! his biggest detractors were religious right zealots like james dobson. george carlin was awesome in the movie dogma, which i thought was an absolutely wonderful movie. george carlin actually challenged people’s bullshit beliefs and got away with it, and they even found it funny! now obviously the religious right is entirely correct about him, and his death was due to him being an evil godless sinner and he is burning in hell and james dobson will someday end up in heaven due to being a faithful fundamentalist christian... NOT! oh and guess what religion was founded by george carlin? frisbeetarianism. somewhere out there, there is a house where george carlin’s soul is stuck up on the roof and he can’t get it back down.