drat! foiled again...

our evil plans have been foiled again. comrade markos moulitsas zúniga, or “kos” as we refer to him in code-speak, is the supreme leader of the glorious blogistan liberation front. the blogistan liberation front is a blogofascist secret society which is quietly planning the people’s proletarian revolution of the blogosphere. jason zengerle, of the counterrevolutionary new republic, has exposed our evil plot to the world. alas! now righteousness shall triumph yet again...

now the new republic are denying that they are counterrevolutionaries, by stating how they share many of the same ideas as kos’s blogistan liberation front. lies! has nobody forgotten about stephen glass? these new republicans at the new republic claim to be democrats but they are really just full of lies and elitist snobs. the new republic may agree with us “progressives” on almost all domestic issues, but their counterrevolutionary foreign policy is shameful, what with their support for the war in iraq and all. and in the 80s they supported reagan’s support of the contras in nicaragua in the iran-contra scandal. on the other hand, the blogistan liberation front, including the kossacks, are big supporters of metajesus, whose teachings describe the proper way to carry out the people’s revolution of the blogosphere. kossacks also tend to use mozilla firefox, while counterrevolutionaries avocate internet explorer. even david brooks at the new york times has taken up the jihad against daily kos, joining the new republic and the national review online. while i am a steadfast ally of kos in the proletarian struggle, i am afraid that the politburo diktat is that the kossacks will be defeated, despite the temporary triumphs of the las vegas yearlykos convention. thanks for nothing, subcomandante markos!