new book by carol lynn price is awful

carol lynn price has a new book out called faithless: liberals are evil baby-killing bed-wetters, and it is absolutely awful. here is a promo video about it. that book came out yesterday, 6/6/6, which, as you might recall, was also the day that the apocalypse happened (again!). these apocalypses are soooooo friggen tiresome. how many times does the world have to end before people wake up and realize they have been killed off now many times over. you might find carol lynn price posting a blog here under a false identity. i think she is an illegal immigrant from canada, and that is why she is using false identities. hey guess what canadians? learn english, or go back to canada! this is america, and we americans don’t take kindly to foreigners who think they can just come here and violate all of our laws. i saw president bush on tv today talking about america, and how illegal immigrants come from mexico up here to america, and we need to deport them back out of america, to mexico, which, as bush and i both agree, is not a part of america. this guest worker program is such a great idea! think about it... americans have a minimum wage, so we need to bring in subhuman “morlocks” from fake countries that we secretly control with death rays designed by nikola tesla, and these morlocks will do the cheap labor that americans won’t do. and why won’t americans do this cheap labor? because the companies that would hire them are unwilling to pay anyone a decent salary to do it, and they are only willing to pay people salaries below minimum wage! but, obviously, it would make no sense to force companies to pay everyone a minumum wage in this country; for every rule, there need to be tens of millions of exceptions, right? the whole point of having a minimum wage is to use this to deny work to citizens and bring in vast numbers of foreigners to do our work for us, while our country continues to have a negative savings rate and our nation as well as our citizens go deeper into debt. undoubtedly, the loss of american jobs and driving everyone into bankruptcy will be very good for the economy. just think of all the affluent consumers there will be to buy things once this is a third-world country! no... wait a minute... actually, it seems like the whole point is to eliminate affluent consumers and make this country as poor as possible. anyway, i am sure carol lynn price would have something stupid to say about this in her new book, which is why i am condemning it without even reading it. you should too! we must all unanimously condemn her, without any critical thought, and just act like a herd of sheep! carol lynn price is bad! at least we somehow survived the apocalypse again, yesterday. we must be in a parallel universe instead of the real one, because i know for a fact that the real universe was completely destroyed yesterday. i was there. or rather, my evil twin from a parallel universe was there! but he died. and for what? carol lynn price, what have you done? by publishing your book on 6/6/6, you disrupted the fabric of the space-time continuum and destroyed the real universe, the one that this fake universe is just a parallel universe of. and you killed my evil twin, in fact an entire universe of evil twins! for shame. because in that parallel universe, there was a woman called ann coulter, who was remarkably similar to carol lynn price, but now she is dead too. you have killed your own evil twin from a parallel universe! what message are we sending to the children? do not buy this awful, horrible book. remarkably, it seems we do have books by ann coulter in this universe, that have come through a vortex in the space-time continuum unharmed by the destruction of ann coulter and her entire universe. those books i do recommend, although they would seem like complete nonsense, lies, and gibberish to anyone from our universe. but, at least we would have some idea of what that universe looked like, before it was destroyed by the apocalypse on 6/6/6. this may help anthropologists piece together what really happened to the real universe, and how a righteous conspiracy of good and honorable people destroyed that evil universe in a battle of armageddon. we should study what happened, and use it to wash our own brains, so our universe can avoid a similar fate. have you ever wondered why truth is stranger than fiction? as i just explained, this universe we inhabit is in fact fictional, and the true universe has been destroyed by us. as a result, truth no longer exists, and every factual statement is now a lie. so buy carol lynn price’s new book, and burn it. i know i would have, if her book existed; strangely enough, all copies of her book fell into the time vortex and are now missing, perhaps off in some other universe, being read by space aliens to their regurgitated reconstituted reanimated resurrected ancestors that they raise as children to replace them again, in a cyclical time cycle that is cyclical and did i mention it is a cycle?

oh, and remember my computer? it’s dead now. the motherboard is apparently fried for good now. i got a new power supply, by the reputable manufacturer thermaltake, to replace the suspicious okia power supply that may have caused the motherboard failure. now i need the motherboard replaced by abit’s “erma” service. abit made the motherboard, and they are in taiwan, but they have actually hired some american folks in fremont, california to fix things for american customers. these californians with taiwanese bosses are the only people who can save my motherboard now, at least according to my warranty agreement. if i have them fix my motherboard under the warranty, this is economic activity that will add to the united states gross domestic product, but not the gross national product; it adds to the gross national product of taiwan instead. at least someone benefits from my computer problems: the workers who are paid to repair my motherboard are the beneficiaries. in fact, all american citizens are beneficiaries, since those workers pay taxes. so please, thank me for having a computer whose motherboard crapped out; this motherboard-crapping-out will have caused a net transfer of wealth from taiwan to the united states. and taiwanese people, you should not be mad about this, because your nation’s companies have a complete monopoly on motherboards, and you are making all the profits. just keep sending your kids to cornell and we’ll call it even.