the “dead to me” board

you may have wondered: is there really a “dead to me” board or just an “on notice” board? well, i have a “dead to me” board. nobody from the “on notice” board in my last post has managed to fuck up badly enough to get placed on the “dead to me” board yet. to be on the “dead to me” board, you have to be f.u.b.a.r., or fucked up beyond all recognition. this is the most elite status of suckiness the world has ever known. very few are qualified for this level: there can be only 8 (that we can see at any one time). here it is, your moment of zen: