what a crazy article!

i came across the craziest article on salon.com today. i swear to god, that article sounds like something out of a fricken parallel universe or something, because it sure as hell doesn’t make any damn sense as describing reality in this universe. cripes... i mean, look, it talks about how there are intelligent, attractive women in their late 20’s and in their 30’s who are still virgins... involuntarily! this totally goes against everything i thought about men and women! involuntarily?!? this does not make any sense whatsoever! i read about the behavior of the men that interacted with these unfortunate women, and these men sound so freaking bizarre, it is ridiculous! what the hell kind of fucked up man would refuse to have sex with a woman just because she is a virgin?!? i swear to fricken god, the men that these women were unfortunate enough to have their romantic attempts with... those men are complete assholes, and insane, and probably closet homosexuals to boot. what the hell kind of gay-ass man would turn down sex with an attractive virgin because of her virginity? i do not for one second dispute the truth of that article, but i just want to put that shit into perspective: i am a 24-year-old man who has only had sex once, which was last year at age 23, and that whole sexual experience was a pathetic fiasco organized in order to finally put an end to the huge embarrasment and dishonor of still being a virgin at age 23. now don’t go thinking that she was a prostitute or something. but a sexual encounter organized in advance with someone you do not know well and are not attracted to... it is simply not the type of thing that is likely to work out well. now supposedly, if someone is still a virgin in their late 20s or in their 30s or 40s or later, people tend to assume there is something wrong with that person. hell fuckin’ no! there is something wrong with SOCIETY! we live in a fucked up society, and it pisses me off so much. what the hell kind of dumbass would refuse to have sex with someone of the opposite sex, just because the other person is a virgin? i swear, we need to send these people who hate virgins off to re-education camps in fricken siberia. what the hell ever happened to compassion or empathy or caring about other people or looking at things from their point of view, or actually acting in such a way that is compliant with other people’s wishes?!? if someone wants sex, and they are the correct gender that you are attracted to, and you are single, and you find them attractive, and they are still a virgin, then god dammit, you ought to give into their wishes, unless you have a damn good reason not to. why the fuck do people turn each other down so much? that shit is fucked up! now look, i realize you might not want to be with someone who has fricken aids or some other disease, or with someone who is crazier than ted kazynski, or who is fat or unattractive. great! so stay the fuck away from people like that, and if they ask you out, turn them down! but if someone is attractive and smart and single, and happens to be a virgin, then say yes, you fucking idiot! what the hell kind of moron only wants to have sex with other people who have had lots of sex before? someone who wants to have aids and chlamidia and herpes and ghonnorea and all those other fucking diseases! guess what idiots?!? virgins don’t have stds!!! so quit acting like a bunch of morons, and stop going around only fucking other people who have a history of being sexually active, and find some virgins instead! unless you already have an std or two. in that case, please, never have sex with anyone ever again. or if you really have to, please make sure that they already have all the same diseases as you. because if you have sex with someone who doesn’t have all of your goddamn diseases, you are a fucking murderer, and you deserve to go rot in jail, motherfucker. like guess what? paris hilton has fricken herpes! if you don’t have herpes, stay the fuck away from that slut, because she will infect you with an incurable disease, you idiot! besides, she is practically flat chested, and is dumber than rocks! oh and what if someone who is a virgin is flat chested or stupid? well, that by itself is not enough reason not to do it with them. please, people, have some compassion, for those of us who are less fortunate. everyone needs some lovin’. except for asexual people. but asexual people are pretty rare. nobody cares about them anyway. if someone is asexual, and does not have any sexual attraction towards anyone else, than it is up to them whether to stay a virgin or get married and have kids. and of course i think everyone ought to be able to make their own decisions in all circumstances and never have anything forced on them by anyone else. but i am pissed as hell about what these awful men have done to these unfortunate ladies who are still virgins, how those men refused to have coitus with them, refused them the bliss of sexual intercourse. they had no excuse. both people were attracted to each other, and neither of them had any crazy-ass diseases that could spread via that sort of activity. and neither of them was in a committed relationship with anyone else. there was simply no excuse, other than sheer malicious hatred and desire to make the other person miserable. why the hell can’t people just get the fuck along and stop being a bunch of mean and nasty assholes and bitches who don’t give a damn about anyone but themselves? what the hell ever happened to caring about other people, or is that considered obsolete in the 21st century? you know, in high school, i knew this one guy, who was a real ladies’ man. he hung out with girls all the time and talked to them a whole lot and never was the least bit shy around any of them. and he always said, he wanted to keep his virginity, and save himself for the right girl. that is what he always told everyone. and you know what? once he was a freshman in college, that guy came out of the closet and told the world that he is a flaming homosexual. that bastard always cheated off me on tests, and still, he treated me, and everyone else he knew, like shit. but for some reason, he was the most popular guy in high school, with more friends than anyone else. now of course most homosexuals are probably not nasty evil bastards like him. but, that experience taught me something; i have also heard another guy tell about how he turned down a hot girl who was very horny and wanted him, and that other guy was a 16-year-old virgin-by-choice guy who is a closet homosexual still in denial. that second case was quite intriguing because this guy was in total denial about being gay, despite having every single stereotypical gay mannerism that exists, and he even told that story about how he refused sex with a hot girl that propositioned him. so, whenever i hear about a single guy turning down a hot girl, i think there is probably something questionable about his sexual orientation. because any healthy young man ought to have a sufficient amount of testosterone in his bloodstream to give him such a strong desire for sexual intercourse that such a course of action would be unthinkable. i know i have huge amounts of testosterone coursing through my veins; i have been a horny pervert since age 13, and all that time i have been an avid fan of pornography depicting naked females. i think that any guy who does not masturbate; well, there is just something wrong with him, unless he gets so much sex that it uses up all of his libido and/or semen. or if he is pre-pubescent, that is another good reason why he would not masturbate. but the whole point of masturbation is to bring oneself to orgasm while imagining sexual encounters with other people. this is what men are supposed to do! and any red-blooded heterosexual man who does not have any romantic and/or marital relationships ought to jump at the chance for a sexual encounter with an attractive female, and if he does not, there is something seriously wrong with him. this is not my brain speaking; i am speaking from my balls. this is my testosterone speaking. so, what is the point of all this discussion? well, i am simply saying that i believe the women discussed in the salon.com article have unfortunately only had romantic experiences with defective men, men who don’t have the balls to be real men. i do not know why they have found it so difficult to find any real men, men who have functional balls that produce significant quantities of testosterone, who are heterosexual and want to have sex with real women. of course i do not mean to insult homosexuals in any way, but i do believe homosexuality to be a genetic anomaly that ought to gradually go away naturally as a part of darwinian evolution, because homosexuality is either genetic in origin or is a product of the person’s mind. if it is a product of the mind, then the old-school psychological profession was right, and homosexuality really is a mental illness, but i do not believe that for one second. i think homosexuality is inborn, innate, something that cannot be changed, something hardwired into a person’s dna. so, theoretically, under the process of darwinian evolution, the genes for homosexuality ought to gradually become more and more rare, over the course of many generations, until homosexuality is eliminated completely. or perhaps i misunderstand the science of genetics, and maybe the causes for homosexuality are more subtle or complex. perhaps it is caused by the physical environment of the mother’s womb, or the environment a person is raised in during early childhood development, in which case homosexuality is probably a completely natural outcome for someone to have as a sexual orientation, and one that has always existed and will continue to exist forever. i know, for example, of lesbians whose fathers were sexually abusive towards them, and in those cases, i think the fathers are to blame for their daughters’ homosexuality. in actual fact, i think that if homosexuality really were genetic in orgin, it would have long since disappeared from this earth, and there would be no homosexuals anywhere. so, i think the answer has got to be the environment a child is raised in. i have heard that gay men have the same high levels of testosterone being produced by their testicles as straight men, and they have the same desire for sexual intercourse and the same tendency towards masturbation. the only difference is the target of their sexual interests. but, in any case, that simply reinforces my point about how any red-blooded heterosexual male who is unattached and has no sexually transmitted diseases ought to jump at the chance to have sex with an attractive young lady. if that is not his reaction to a situation in which he is offered sex by such a lady, the most likely explanation is that his testicles are not producing sufficient quantities of testosterone and releasing it into his bloodstream. this probably indicates either poor health, advanced age, or some sort of developmental abnormality. now of course, some men have religious convictions that keep them from having premarital sex, but that is an altogether different issue from the one discussed in the salon.com article. the men who turned down the unfortunate attractive young virgin ladies in the article, those men were sexually active, and certainly these men had no religious qualms about premarital sex, since they had sex with different sexually active women all the time. perhaps these men have some sort of horrendous prejudice against virgins, which is altogether sickening and misogynistic. for one thing, i think people of both genders tend to be shy around those whom they are sexually attracted to, and oftentimes this shyness precludes any sort of conversation or the development of any romantic relationships. traditionally, girls were expected to wait for guys to ask them out, a tradition which i find misogynistic and sexist and utterly ridiculous, but, if you combine the legacy of that tradition with the fact that many people of both genders are afflicted with the horrendous scourge of shyness, it is inevitable that many girls will simply never ask anyone out, and just wait for guys to ask them out (assuming that the girls in question are heterosexuals, of course). so, with that in mind, guys should not discriminate against girls who are virgins, or look down upon them in any way, nor should there be stigma attached to guys who are virgins either, for that matter. we ought not assume everyone’s needs are being met in our society; in fact, it would probably be safer to assume that nobody’s needs are being met. but, i am still utterly shocked by the behavior of the men discussed in the salon.com article; still stunned by it. those men acted like... i am sorry, there is no other word for it... women. i mean, it is amazing to me how the differences between men and women are vanishing so quickly. men acting like women and women acting like men. it has gotten so confusing, nobody knows how to act anymore, much less how to expect anyone else to act. our society is disintegrating into utter confusion and chaos. please, somebody, fix this. i am too confused to think straight anymore. i just wish i could find a girlfriend, and i want to have sex a second time, only this time, do it the right way, instead of the wrong way like before. actually, i would like to have sex many, many times. but the one time i did have sex, i did not enjoy it much at all; it was rather a big disappointment. it was not even as good as masturbating. and as for relationships, well, i have a lot of problems socially, and i am quite self-centered and quite frankly i just don’t seem to give a damn about anyone but myself most of the time. plus, i am quite shy, and i don’t trust anyone. i just can’t talk openly to a lady, because there are certain things that simply cannot be discussed with a lady unless you know her well enough, and i don’t know any of them that well. now, the guys who are my friends from college, i can talk to them about anything. but i don’t like that, because they are all much more successful than me with the opposite sex, so i always end up feeling pathetic and inferior and worthless, even though that is not their intention, to make me feel that way. i just have incredibly low self-esteem. so, i dunno. i am not really enjoying my new job that much, because it is kind of boring, and i am pretty disappointed with the way my life has turned out. i just wish things could get better somehow, like there was some kind of magic solution that would fix everything. and nobody understands me, even though i am the easiest person in the world to understand. that is the paradox that is who i am. i wonder if there is something i can do to make things better. if only i could allow other people to control my behavior, they would probably be able to manage my life better than i am mismanaging it myself. i just have no clue about anything anymore. i wish i lived in a country with a totalitarian dictatorship and arranged marriages, so i would never have to make any decisions, and everything would be decided for me. freedom is too much for me to deal with. i want to be a slave. at least then i would know my place in this world.