a nice day

well i went to a picnic at otsiningo park with the international students from broome community college. very nice! it was a good time. i am starting to think, maybe my asperger’s syndrome is gradually going away. i started re-reading the book i have all about asperger’s, and while i totally fit the profile of someone with it like a glove as a child and a teenager, my social development since i graduated high school, went to college, and graduated it, well it has been nothing short of remarkable, compared to other people who have my syndrome. i mean sure, i am not the world’s biggest people person, and i do not have many friends, and still get nervous in certain social situations. but you know what? nowadays, i have found that being late to my job is actually a lot more stressful than talking to a young lady. it seems i have lost all my fear of young ladies, and now realize how harmless they all are. and i think my lack of social skills was really a lack of confidence, a belief that i had no social skills that was brainwashed into me from a young age. i actually do know what to do in social situations, and i always did know, it was just that i was too fearful to act accordingly. well maybe i did not always know. i think perhaps it is more of a recent development. i think maybe this has to do with the lonelygirl15 phenomenon on youtube. you see, if there is a lonelygirl15, there are at least 14 other lonely girls that also exist. but, apparently lonelygirl15 was actually a hoax, all along. i should have known! what kind of girl would be lonely anyway? not the kind who is 15 and on youtube! all she would have to do is join myspace and she could have hundreds of child molesters, fresh out of prison, ready to be her best friends! anyway, the lord spake unto me. not the lord you are thinking of. no, i am talking about the lord of the manor i live in. you see, i live in medieval europe, and i am a serf. ok, ok, i made all that crap up. but serf is a funny word, right? like do serfs ever go surfing? english is such a retarded language. oh and today at the picnic i got into a minor argument with someone from, i think, the dominican republic, who was saying that spanish has more words in it than english. i was like, no, you just don’t know all the words in english, but there are lots of them. but, it was hard for me to make my case persuasively, because the person i was arguing with didn’t know english, so we were arguing in spanish. kind of a funny story eh? yeah, now i ask questions that end with eh because i decided to be canadian for a change eh? oh and i finished up fixing another computer, after the picnic. basically just installed firefox, upgraded ms office, and installed a good antivirus (symantec antivirus corporate edition, which is decent). oh and i had to reinstall browser plugins like flash and shockwave and java and quicktime alternative and real alternative, plus i copied windows media plugin files into firefox and opera plugin directories. it’s an old windows 98 computer. i did upgrade it to 2nd edition, and then installed the unofficial service pack 2.1a, among other enhancements. well to be honest i did dozens and dozens of enhancements, i can’t really help myself. it has tweak ui, the latest directx, windows installer 2.0, and of course lots of codecs. i am just insane, what can i say? now since it is someone else’s computer, i didn’t install any beta or unstable software, of course. i reserve that type of stuff for my own computer and my parents’ computer. but the windows registry was deleted when i reinstalled windows, and the new registry forgot everything, so all the programs had to be reinstalled. i actually reinstalled windows and most of the programs like 2 weeks ago, and i was just finishing the job today. i did not actually have time to complete it tonight. the office update website is too slow. 60-something megabytes of huge-ass downloads for upgrading office xp for better security and such. and after it downloads them, it takes forever to install. after 1 hour or so, i decided it was time for me to leave. the progress bar was still moving and the hard disk sounded like it was actively involved in installing the updates, but it had been like that for an hour. why does it take 10 times as long to install updates to office xp as it does to install office xp on a computer that does not even have office at all? i just did not have the time to wait around for that slow-ass computer to get all that shit done. it is hard to upgrade stuff on old, slow computers, because it takes forever to do anything on them. but i did have a nice day. you know, i like the ladies a lot. it is funny about them. why is it that ladies tend to be such nice people? i don’t get it. they look pretty, their behavior is very nice, and very sexy and i want one as a girlfriend. so why am i or was i afraid to talk or whatever? maybe i am stupid in the brain, because my head fell out the other side of my ass that it was so far up inside because of the mind disease? my apologies. i am trying to do the humor, to have the bad grammar and say stupid things, for to be funny, as you surely realize all grammatical errors in this blog are intentional and for comedic purposes, as are many things that i say. anyway, i am wondering, why is it that girls are so awesome and great and i love them all so much? what kind of non-existent god would make that happen, all whilst denying his own existence? as i say to my friend boris, “99% of the public are complete and utter morons. you and me, we’re part of the elite 1% of people who have some form of primitive intelligence that only occasionally surfaces, and who are basically morons the rest of the time.” of course, j.r. “bob” dobbs puts it even more eloquently in this quote: “You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of ’em are even dumber than THAT.” anyway, suffice it to say that, i, despite my genius, continue to be outwitted by a cat. or rather, i continue to be sucked into thinking that the cat won’t scratch my skin open because it looks cute and cuddly, and then when i go near the cat in question... well... the cat doesn’t like me but it is hard for the cat to get me to leave it alone. that cat belongs to the family whose house i was at, fixing a computer, or rather, upgrading its software. i am going to buy a dog soon. well. today i got the phone number of 2 girls who are roommates, and hopefully i will get phone numbers of some more girls in the future. and this time i got it legitimately, by asking them, instead of by looking at some place where they wrote it down for someone else or whatever. you see, i cannot bring myself to contact someone if i obtained any of their contact information in a way that is anything remotely unethical. i generally just contact people who gave me their contact information. like, if i happen to find out what a pretty girl’s phone number is, but not from her telling it to me directly, it is not something i can use, so i won’t. i just try to act as ethically as possible in romantic matters, because then at least one aspect of my life will be ethical. i am actually ethically disabled, because of my addiction to evil. i just enjoy being bad and doing things i know are wrong. as long as nobody gets hurt and it is just good clean fun. but despite my enjoyment of evil, i try and keep my evilness to a minimum, because i feel quite guilty about it. like i still have a rather childish attitude towards rules and laws, and i really feel i need to outgrow it, but i am having trouble changing my way of thinking. i still feel like rules are meant to be broken, and it is more fun to violate the law than to obey it. and on some level, i admire criminals more than i admire law-abiding citizens who play by the rules. i mean, it takes a lot of courage to stand up to the entire socioeconomic/political system and violate all its rules, knowing that there are very bad consequences if you get caught. why are criminals always portrayed as the bad guys, and police as the good guys? if we had no laws it would be chaos and it would be horrible and the law of the jungle, and life would be nasty, brutish, and short, of course. so we need to have laws and enforce them. but i dunno. i do not really have 100% negative feelings towards criminals like i am supposed to have, as a law-abiding citizen. and to be honest, i am not so sure i am always 100% law-abiding either, but i don’t know anyone who is. for crying out loud, driving faster than the speed limit is illegal. so on that basis alone, i probably commit crime every day. and did you know assault is not actually hitting someone, assault is just a threat, and battery is the actual attacking? and who hasn’t committed assault on numerous occasions, by threatening violence against other people? why, assault is a vital tool in parenting, in raising a child! oh well. another silly crime like assault or speeding, something we do all the time, is conspiracy. conspiracy is just whenever 2 or more people get together and agree to do something that is either illegal, or that they think might be illegal (it can actually be something illegal). so if i, a 24-year-old, had premarital sex with a woman who is above the age of consent, but we both were misinformed and thought premarital sex was illegal, then we would be violating the law against conspiracy, because we had conspired to do something we thought was illegal. it is really quite a ridiculous law. in fact, we would not even have to have sex, we would just have to agree to have sex, premeditated, with the belief that it is illegal. so, what does this mean? if you think something is illegal, it is. by definition. in practice they just use conspiracy against white collar crime and mob bosses, luckily. but if they actually enforced all the laws on the books, you and i and everyone else would be in jail for all sorts of ridiculous things we do every day without thinking. still, it was a nice day today. my shoes did get kind of muddy. i am pretty sleepy now. i suppose this is a time i ought to already have been asleep for quite awhile. i would rehash some tired old excuse here but my mind is too foggy to think of anything coherent. but a pretty girl told me today that i am pretty good looking for someone who is 24, and she is like, 21 i think. i did not manage to get her phone number, but she was well endowed, if you understand my reference to what assets a fictional deity may have endowed unto her bosom, or whatever i am talking about, because i forgot. anyway, i like females so much, i was thinking of becoming one. or maybe that would be dumb, because i am a male, and that might ruin my chances of scoring with the females. but i just like them sooooooooo much, i just think it would kick so much ass to actually be a woman, instead of just fantasize about them all the time. maybe i am just crazy or something, but i think women are superior to men. and this in no way contradicts what i said earlier about 99% of people being complete morons. i am just saying, superior means higher and inferior means lower, and the height at which tits are on the female body is higher than where the dick is on the male body, so since the part of females that sticks out is superior to the part of males that sticks out, you can simply state as a fact that women are superior to men. wow. i sure say some crazy things. i guess that just proves how totally awesome i am. heil bush!