Monday, June 25, 2007

i posted 8 videos to youtube

well, i have posted 8 videos to youtube. they are all a part of my gigantic “subgenius video tape barrage sequence”, a long sequence of 58 mind-melting videos that totally numb your skull. now, do not be confused by my user account name on youtube.com. the name “mcgrewrich” is based on the name of one of my family members. my name, on the other hand, is numinous ubiquity. please do not confuse the 2 of us. he wants nothing to do with me, or so he tells me. he has voiced his disapproval of how i am tarnishing his good name, but i reminded him that we both share the same youtube account name. i didn’t want to have to get a new one once i found out he already had one, so yeah, we just share it. he told me to get my own user account, but that’s no fun. what is the point of doing something that makes sense when you can do something that makes no sense? and that is the whole reason i posted those 8 videos on youtube. there was a 9th video i wanted to post but i knew it violated youtube’s rules because of brief clips of less than a second where you see things that are kind of against the rules. that raunchy video is on google video where it has been since july 5, 2003. anyway, all 8 videos were posted on google video by the subgenius foundation, inc., but nobody had bothered to put any of them on youtube. so i posted them all to youtube, and luckily, all 8 videos are in the flash video flv format that youtube uses internally for everything, since that is also what google video uses to display videos if it detects that you have the flash plugin. so the videos are all the same high quality as the originals on google video. so now all the official subgenius videos from google video except the one i was too afraid to post are on youtube, where anybody can see them (and probably will)! this will help more people find out the good news about “bob” before july 5, 1998, which is still in the future, according to official church doctrine. save the humans! or should we save the humans? according to savethehumans.com, ayn rand’s philosophy of objectivism is the only way to save the humans, and the sites exists to mock non-objectivists. well, subgenii aren’t humans, and the church of the subgenius exists to mock humans, who also happen to be non-subgenii. so, in a way, we are like the objectivists, except, unlike them, we are rational enough to embrace irrationality instead of being obsessed with it. the objectivists are just another one of these cults we all keep hearing about, based on the teachings of ayn rand... much like how the scientologists are based on the teachings of l. ron hubbard. both groups have a similar amount of grasp of reality: none whatsoever. but at least the objectivists want to save the humans. good luck, once july 5, 1998 rolls around! that is the date of the end of the world, the date that all of the end times prophecies point to, and that date is not in question. our calendars are all wrong. it is all a gigantic conspiracy which goes all the way back to ancient atlantis. but that is another story. suffice it to say, the earth is actually hollow and inhabited by nazi hell creatures, and aliens from planet x are coming to destroy all humans on planet earth. the only way to escape this fate is to slack off, and then eventually participate in “the rupture”, which is like the rapture only more realistic. anyway, these doktrines are all found through the forbidden sciences pioneered by j.r. “bob” dobbs, noted scientician. he is the great prophet whose vision came when he electrocuted himself inside a television set that he tried to build from scratch despite not knowing how televisions work. are the objectivists any more rational or logical than this? no, they just pretend they are. objectivism is really just one big joke, since ayn rand was supposedly a philosopher yet her philosophical teachings have always been widely ridiculed in university philosophy departments, by real philosophers. objectivists are just closed-minded know-it-alls who think that greed is good and who worship capitalism as a religion. they have less grasp of reality than subgenii because at least subgenii know all their teachings are a bunch of bullshit (or “bulldada”, as subgenii prefer to call their form of bullshit). objectivists are so stupid, they actually believe their ridiculous teachings! and they believe in an extremist point of view in the field of economics, a ridiculously pro-capitalist school of thought based on the teachings of an austrian guy named ludwig von mises, something that even alan greenspan acknowledged was a bunch of bullshit, despite his involvement with the objectivists and ayn rand. he knew enough economics to know that the objectivists belive in a bunch of lies, and that is despite the fact that greenspan himself is somewhat of a pro-capitalist “neoclassical” extremist himself. the neoclassical school of thought in economics is the predominant one in economics departments nowadays, and it too is ridiculously pro-capitalist, but not to the same extremes as ludwig von mises. the irrationality of the neoclassicals is more hidden and less overt than with followers of von mises. anyone who claims they are more rational than everyone else, like the objectivists all do, is probably full of it and wouldn’t know the truth if it hit them over the head. i’m glad i’m not such a peabrained closed-minded hypocrite who is unable to see their own irrationality or question a set of ridiculous assumptions that somebody else told them to make. the objectivists all believe in the same assumptions because they are sheeple following the herd instinct who never question what they are told if they think the source is credible. and, shamefully, the libertarians are based on the same faulty reasoning as the objectivists, and the libertarians, like the objectivists, do not believe in market failure even though it happens every day. libertarians are also pro-capitalist extremists, just like objectivists, and a lot of people fall into both categories. i, of course, belong to neither, because i want to find a middle ground between capitalism and socialism, one that leverages the benefits of capitalism but also helps poor people instead of just letting them die because they are judged to be “inferior”. extreme pro-capitalism leads to a belief in social darwinism, and that rich people are superior to poor people. and i guess that means paris hilton is a genius and we should repeal the “death tax”. what a joke! anyway, i posted 8 videos to youtube, and they all came from google video. now more people will see them.

1 comment:

General Public said...

Secret Rapture, I am starting to think that you may be a SubGenius just pretending to be a psychotic schizophrenic. In other words, your whole act is just one big joke, just like the Shark Messiah at www.shark-messiah.com. Which means you are actually SANE!!! I sure hope that is not true, because it would be much cooler if you really were crazy.