usa! usa! usa!

praise america! heil bush! this is the greatest country on earth! usa! usa! usa! wave the stars and stripes! the flag! for america! usa! we’re #1! july 4, 1776! what an awesome day! we just had july 4 and i love america, the greatest nation that ever has existed or ever will exist! we are so much better than any other nation could ever possibly be! usa #1! yee haw! vote republican! uncle sam wants you to join the army, so do it! red, white, and blue! world domination or bust! we rule you! our military spending is bigger than the rest of the world combined! suck on that, losers! we will destroy all who oppose us! all your base are belong to us! you have no chance to survive make your time! ha ha ha! what happen?!? somebody set up us the bomb! move zig! for great justice! usa #1! ve speek engrish en u.s.a.! engrish is official language! you speak?!? very nice, how much?!? i am from kazakhstan! yes!!! but i still love usa! greatest nation in this universe or any parallel universe! don’t question it, i’ve been to all of them! this one is #1 de best! we rule you! now and forever! destroy planet earth to protect it from those who would destroy it! we must burn village to save it! it takes a village to raise a child! the solution for too many guns on the streets is even more guns on the streets! if you are losing a war, try even harder to lose! we must save the lives of those who have not yet been born, for they are much more important than those who have already been born, whose lives are expendable! if the gap between rich and poor keeps widening, the only solution is to widen it even further! in soviet russia, car drives you! the only way to protect democracy is to give up our freedoms so we stop being a democracy! if people die from lack of health insurance, the solution is to increase the cost of health insurance, to give them more incentive not to buy it so they die faster! to be forward-thinking you must look at everything back-asswards! after all, in soviet russia, tv watches you! god bless america, my home sweet home! victory, comrades! for mother russia! whoops, i mean u.s.a.! vladimir putin will destroy you! chiggity check yo-self before you wreck yo-self! don’t push me cuz i’m close to the edge! wu-tang clan! we rule you! insert nonsense here! bob dole 2008!