went swimming

i went swimming today. it was kinda fun. i wonder if anyone actually reads my blog. probably not. most of my posts are so long and crazy-sounding. please don’t worry about this subgenius stuff if you have been reading that. i don’t really believe in that stuff, it is just for fun. i am really just a plain old atheist who believes in logic and reason, but don’t tell anyone that. that is secret. it is more fun to pretend to be irrational like everyone else is, except even more irrational than the people you are making fun of. of course i have always been atheist with a few exceptions. i never believed in santa claus or the tooth fairy or the easter bunny either. i never felt let down about it. i was just worried my parents would find out i didn’t believe and then i would stop getting presents and candy and stuff like that. that is sort of what religion is like. you have to pretend you believe just like everyone else, when you are at church, or else you will get in trouble, probably, and someone might tell you that you are going to hell or something like that, but anyway, it would be an uncomfortable situation even if they don’t condemn you, and it is best not to get into direct confrontations with theists if you are an atheist. basically you just don’t feel like you belong or feel welcome because everyone else has these irrational beliefs that are mandatory for everyone to believe, but you just can’t believe because you are simply too rational. it is probably my asperger syndrome that makes me an atheist. the idea of god never really made sense to me, and when i was a kid i never trusted what adults told me, and was always skeptical and always thought they might just be lying to me. of course, it turned out that i was correct all along, and adults do lie to kids all the time, so i was right to be skeptical. for some reason, most people actually believe what they are taught when they are very young. i am glad i do not fall into that category, because it seems like it is hard for those normal people to undo the brainwashing later on in life. as for the chances of me accepting jesus christ as my personal savior? well, i have done that. i accept him. fine. whatever. i just don’t want people bugging me about having the wrong beliefs. i’ll pretend to believe what everyone else is pretending to believe, if they just leave me alone about what i really believe. supposedly in the end times, everyone who does not take the mark of the beast, 666, will be saved. i do not have the digits 666 tatooed or carved on me anywhere. and supposedly everyone will worship the beast, which will be satan or the antichrist. but let me tell you something! i will never worship this beast! never! i refuse to believe in such foolishness! i will not worship christ or the antichrist! i do not want either one! i do not want mainline organized religion, or satanism! the only reason the church of the subgenius is okay with me is because it is a joke and nobody really believes in it! i refuse to believe in anything supernatural! if these are the end times it is almost certainly because we humans, in our stupidity, will destroy ourselves! and the irrationality of religion is probably to blame for that apocalypse which may or may not be coming! why are there so many stupid wars in the middle east? it is because of all the stupid religious people in the middle east, and religious people here in america who want to fight them! anyway, i went swimming and it was okay but then thunder came. there were some pretty girls there in bikinis at the community pool. don’t worry, they were all over 18 when i was looking over at them! at least they looked like they were over 18! but there was so little fabric on their bodies! it reminded me of how in some islamic countries, women are forced to have their entire bodies covered so you can’t see anything! the exact opposite of the united states! so at least christians are not overly concerned about showing off their bodies, except maybe the “naughty bits” that some puritanical types like to censor. i wonder if women would parade around naked if that were legalized. i know that it is legal for women to be topless in new york state, because of a new york state court ruling about public breastfeeding that was “broad” in its acceptance of public showing of breasts. but i never see any of them taking advantage of this court ruling, because apparently nobody knows about it. or maybe they just don’t want anyone to see that part of their anatomy! i do wish more women would take advantage of their legal right to bare their breasts in public in new york state. it has been upheld by the highest court in the state! if any cops bother you, just show them a printout of the 1992 court ruling and tell them that if they try to arrest or detain you, it will be a violation of your civil rights! join the “topfree” movement! and then come visit a public swimming pool when i am there! do not worry, i am a very nice person, and i am probably too shy to come up to you and talk, so i will probably just leave you alone! that is what i did to the attractive young women in bikinis today! i left them alone because i was too shy to talk to them! if only i were able to ask out girls... but i am just too damn shy. why else would i be unable to get a girlfriend? i just can’t bring myself to even talk to them in the first place, so how on earth could things ever progress to a relationship with someone i cannot even talk to in the first place! i have asperger syndrome, for crying out loud. alright, later folks.