anthroposaurus sapiens

65 million years ago, the dinosaurs were wiped out by a nuclear war. the nuclear war was fought between the nations of anthroposaurs, collectively referred to as the saurian civilization. their species is called anthroposaurus sapiens. you can find out all about this through a simple google search. amazing stuff you find on the internet, eh? probably none of it is true, but it would be cool if it were true. the problem with this theory is, there are no artifacts from the saurian civilization, and no real evidence to support the theory. but it is a fact that the theory for how the asteroid hitting the earth 65 million years ago filled the sky with ash and suddenly caused an ice age and the extinction of about 50% of the species on earth was derived from the theory of how a global nuclear war would cause a “nuclear winter”. the asteroid theory for dinosaur extinction is based on the nuclear winter theory. the asteroid supposedly hit off the coast of mexico’s yucatan peninsula, creating what is known as the chixulub crater (i probably spelled chixulub wrong). the crater is named after a small fishing village on the coast of the yucatan, near the larger fishing village of progreso. progreso also has a nice beach, and i have been there. there are packs of wild dogs on the beach though, and they are scary. and there are merchants roaming the streets peddling their wares, which include pirated cds and cuban cigars. and along the beach there are several notable seafood restaurants, some with better food than others. progreso is the beach everyone from the city of merida goes to. merida is the largest city in the yucatan, about 30 miles south of progreso, with a population of about 1 million people. it has some nice museums, a nice zoo, and one of the oldest cathedrals in america. i think it is the second oldest. the oldest one is probably the cathedral in izamal, built near the ancient mayan ruins of izamal. at izamal they have a painted statue of the virgin of guadalupe that supposedly comes to life at night. anyway, the whole time i was in this area of mexico i saw no evidence that any asteroids ever hit near there and wiped out 50% of the species of life on earth. i think that whole asteroid theory is somewhat unlikely. but nobody has any better ideas. if only someone found a gigantic underground city of the saurian civilization, with real fossils of anthroposaurus sapiens, along with fossilized tools and technological gadgetry invented by the saurians. now some people claim that the dinosaurs were actually part of a larger intergalactic race of reptilians, and the mass extinction was part of an intergalactic space war between them and some other race of aliens, such as the greys, or perhaps one of the many other theorized alien races. but that intergalactic war theory does not make sense, because it goes against the theory of darwinian evolution and how reptiles like the dinosaurs evolved here on earth, just like we humans did. of course, since the creationists have done so much questioning of evolution and poked so many fake holes in it to muddy the waters, things that go against darwinian evolution sometimes make sense to certain people. like the raelians, a cult who believe in intelligent design, who think all live on earth was designed by intelligent space aliens called the “elohim”. and the leader of the elohim is named yahweh elohim, and personally met rael, the leader of the cult, many years ago, coming down out of a flying saucer to greet him, while rael was exploring a volcano. raelians are noted for how a few years ago, they tricked the newsmedia and 24-hour cable news channels into believing they had cloned a human being, through their company clonaid, run by a raelian high priestess and fake scientist called bridgette bossellier, whose name i probably misspelled. anyway, if you want to know more about the reptilians, the foremost expert on that subject is an insane man named david icke, who has his own dotcom which is simply his name followed by a dot and the letters “com”. kind of like this other guy rich mcgrew whose website is simply his name followed by a dot and the letters “com”. his website links to this blog for some reason. and there are only a few websites that link to this blog, most of which are not run by people with their own dotcom. so i think it is kinda cool he has his own dotcom. i’ve looked at his website and he seems like a pretty neat guy, but i’m hetero and i don’t go that way. but there are no pictures, so who knows what he looks like? he could be hideous. ugh. anyway, i wonder what really killed the dinosaurs. maybe they just all got some horrible disease, like the ebola virus except for dinosaurs. anyway, the dinosaurs didn’t all die out. birds are descended from them, and alligators and crocodiles are actually 2 species of dinosaurs that managed to survive. and there is some other species of dinosaur that they thought was extinct that turned out to still be alive. i think it is called the coelacanth or something. and i think komodo dragons might be another surviving species of dinosaur; not exactly sure on that one. but there are certainly no surviving anthroposaurus sapiens still around, unless david icke is right and they can shapeshift and disguise themselves as homo sapiens.