more stupid videos and space alien nonsense

ok, i have showed some stupid videos here on this blog already, from the westboro baptist church for instance, and i want to show that people of all belief systems can be stupid, so here is a stupid video, part 1 of show 1 of a 21-show series on dianetics and the science of the human mind, which is part of the doctrine of the church of scientology:



so now you can see where the church of the subgenius first found its material, first found something to parody. but the subgeniuses do it much better than the scientologists. witness how the church of the subgenius begins the video it first released in 1991, arise!



and the scientologists think they are so smart! hah! the subgeniuses are far more persuasive in their introduction, don’t you think? or are they just stupid too? well then, you are also stupid, and so am i, and we are all just “great apes”. you may go eat a banana with your chimpanzee relatives now, moron. or if you do not believe in universal human stupidity, look at this video from the raelians:



hah! now i have proved it, with this video from rael. raelians claim to be atheists but they believe in intelligent design. they believe intelligent aliens created all life on earth, aliens referred to in the original hebrew texts of the old testament as “elohim”. they pursure eternal life through a mad-scientific scheme to clone themselves and develop the technology to transfer the original person’s thoughts, memories, and personality to the clone, which they envision as something that should happen again and again for each raelian, forever. rael, the founder, claims to have met with friendly space aliens in 1973 at a volcano in france (and of course they came in a flying saucer). and the symbol of raelianism is a swastika inside a star of david... a horrible insult to the jewish people! the raelians are another source of inspiration for the church of the subgenius, of course. scientologists, subgenii, and raelians all belong to evil ufo death cults and worship space aliens. yes, the religions of the future will all worship aliens from outer space, just as the cargo cults of the pacific islands worship u.s. soldiers. even the media believes in space invaders. check out this press conference:



oh man... in that video you get to see how the media get completely taken in by all the conspiracy theories and nonsense these people made up, and actually took the whole press conference seriously, just because it was held at the national press club. that is, of course, a press conference by the disclosure project, which is a washington, d.c. lobbyist group run by people who want the government to reveal all classified information it has on space aliens and on u.s. government conspiracies to cover up space aliens and the use of alien technology by the military-industrial complex.

obviously, none of the people in charge of the disclosure project are the least bit insane. nor are raelians, subgenii, or scientologists. but when the subgenii say their bullshit, they do not believe a word of what they are saying. subgenii are not true believers in aliens. the church of the subgenius exists to mock those other ufo death cults, as well as religious fundamentalists. but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, is it not? at least united press international had a reporter there at the disclosure project press conference who was quite open-minded about space aliens.

but united press international is owned by the same media empire that owns the washington times, a media empire owned by yet another cult, the unification church of rev. sun myung moon, a korean man who claims to be the one true messiah. and the “moonies”, as they are called, have been loyal supporters of the united states republican party since at least the 1970s. ronald reagan’s favorite newspaper was their rag, the washington times. this might explain the time ronald reagan once speculated about how the united states would unite with the soviet union if space aliens invaded the earth. as it turns out, he was actually serious, not joking like people thought. i wonder if ronald reagan accepted sun myung moon as his personal savior, like many current congressional republicans have done by attending rev. moon’s ceremonies crowning him king of all the earth and the savior and messiah for all of humanity. i guess politicians are no different from the prostitutes they have sex with. everyone is selling themselves to the highest bidder, and one way to get enough money to be the highest bidder is to run a gigantic global scam for many years, in the form of a mind-control cult. in the end, money talks. and who is the greatest moneymaker of them all, the salesman to the gods? j.r. “bob” dobbs. but you can do the same thing he did: start your own evil mind-control ufo death cult. here is the how-to video: