the biggest conspiracy in world history... finally unmasked

the biggest conspiracy ever is such a grand conspiracy, it is far greater than any other conspiracy ever imagined, but it is as real as the brain inside your head. what is its objective? it aims to keep people stupid, immature, distracted from reality, and helpless to do anything to change the world. this conspiracy is made up of media elites, authors of fiction, religious leaders, hollywood filmmakers, tv show creators, advertising agencies, and social climbers who are obsessed with fame, glamour, wealth, and power. the conspiracy aims to keep people fixated on the lowest common denominator, by elevating fatally flawed people to celebrity status just so everyone can see them self-destruct. they try to convince people that their bodies are more important than their minds, and that it is more important to look nice than to be nice. the conspiracy aims to enslave people with us versus them rhetoric, in all the nations of the world, creating unnecessary conflicts in order to distract people from their real problems that need to be solved. the conspiracy tries to turn everything into an immature popularity contest. and it makes up bullshit and lies and fiction and fantasy and jokes and comedy and all sorts of other things to distract people from reality. this conspiracy dates back to the roman empire, at least. back in the days of the roman empire, emperors tried to distract the public from the fact that they were being oppressed by having gladiators fight in the collosseum, and putting on circuses, and having all sorts of other distractions, which were referred to as “panem et circenses”, which is latin for “bread and circuses”. the communists came to power in russia in 1917 by promising the people “peace, bread, and land”. what this meant was negotiating a surrender to end participation in world war i and have peace, organizing a distribution system to get food from the farmers to the hungry people who need it most, and redistribution of land from the rich to the poor so everyone could own a little bit of land if they wanted. and of course, they delivered on all 3 promises, but also delivered 74 years of hell to russia and its neighbors, in the form of the soviet union (1917-1991). peace, bread, and land were all relatively easy things to accomplish, and these distracted people from the true agenda of the communists, which was far more radical and quite destructive. once soviet russia ended its participation in the war, and stole the land and riches of the wealthy, it was easy to give the land to the poor and have them eat the food that they themselves had planted, grown, and harvested, and to take some food from the farmers and distribute it to the people in the cities. russia got its military back, and the soldiers still had guns and were well-trained, so it was easy to use them to implement communism. if the united states wanted to implement communism right now, it would be incredibly easy, if the u.s. military were all brought back to the homeland and the military was all in favor of implementing communism. this would even work if everyone outside the military opposed communism. they would simply say they are protecting our nation from terrorists by defending the homeland. and the redistribution of wealth would also be easy because most of the public already supports it anyway. family farmers are in trouble and the big agribusiness mega-farms have a lot of enemies in the environmental movement as well as from other farmers, plus other countries do not want to eat genetically modified food like the stuff the big agribusiness farms grow. now of course none of this will ever happen because the military is actually very neoconservative and wants world domination, which means putting our soldiers all across the world and taking over as many countries as possible. having the soldiers all come home to implement a communist revolution would mean giving up on world domination, which is something our military would never do. of course, neoconservatives use other terms for world domination, like “full spectrum dominance” and “pax americana”. but whatever nefarious agenda the leaders of a nation might come up with, they usually also come up with a way to distract the people and confuse them and trick them into supporting it. how do you think adolf hitler came to power in a modern, developed, civilized, western democracy? he appealed to their sense of patriotism, their fears, their economic uncertainty, their disappointment with their current government, their thirst for positive change, and their national shame about having to follow the unfair treaty of versailles that ended world war i. he portrayed jews as the wealthy exploiters of everyone else, the capitalist villains who kept everyone else poor by ripping them off and making money at their expense. why else would his pary be called the national socialist german workers’ party? it had the same socialist appeals as the bolsheviks did in russia, but also strong nationalist appeals modeled after the propaganda of benito mussolini in italy. do not forget, germany and italy were both relatively new countries, less than 100 years old at the time world war 2 started, that used to be made up of independent city-states, and it was very important in both countries to create a sense of national unity in order to make the nations governable. germany was invented in 1871 by otto von bismarck, at the end of the franco-prussian war. the creation of italy involved several leaders, but italy was officially founded in 1861. there were still parts of italy controlled by france and austria, and italy was not fully unified until 1871, the same year germany was unified. anyway, new nations need to create stories with heroes and patriots to make their people feel nationalistic and support the nations they live in. germany grew out of prussia and italy grew out of sardinia. oddly enough, napoleon bonaparte was born in corsica, not france. adolf hitler was born in austria, not germany. and josef stalin was born in what is now the former soviet republic of georgia, not in russia. and, even more strangely, karl marx was a german jew but he ended up being buried in a graveyard in england, yet the first country that was led by his followers was russia, something he would never have expected to happen. anyway, the conspiracy, the biggest one ever, is a conspiracy to distract us from studying important historical facts and current events, from looking at issues and policies, and from holding people in power accountable for their actions, by using all sorts of nonsense to distract us. all religions are part of this conspiracy, especially the church of the subgenius, which is actually more a part of it than any other religion. and so is all of the media. the internet is part of the conspiracy. even this blog of mine is part of the conspiracy. i am personally culpable as a member of this vast conspiracy to distract people from reality with mindless bullshit. and of course, pornography and smut of all kinds are also part of this conspiracy, as are science fiction, soap operas, and everything else you ever see on television or in a movie or read in a book. and don’t forget music. or food. and of course, lots of public events also function as distractions from reality, especially sporting events. and how could i forget video games, as well as all the other types of games? personally, video games are one of my biggest distractions, all thanks to this evil conspiracy to distract people from what’s important.

so, my message to you is: oppose this conspiracy to distract you from focusing on reality, by focusing on reality and ignoring all the bullshit and nonsense out there. and ignore all the bullshit and nonsense on this blog, and everywhere else you find such stuff, whether on the internet, television, print media, or even in conversations with other people. try talking about real things, like the war in iraq, genocide in darfur, global warming, islamic terrorism, the spread of anti-americanism, domestic political conflicts between fundamentalists and secularists over a wide range of social issues, and the importance of maintaining good health habits and setting reasonable but ambitious goals in life and trying hard to achieve them while still maintaining balance and taking some time out to have fun in ways that also advance your best interests. talk about things like how this or that is broken and needs to be fixed, or how you need to clean up a mess in a certain room, or how you need to get a haircut or mow the lawn or change the oil in your car or pay your taxes or pay your bills or find a new place to live or find a boyfriend or girlfriend or break up with a boyfriend or girlfriend or plant a tree or chop down a tree or buy or sell something or how there is something you really ought to do but have never gotten around to it but you are finally going to do it because it needs to be done. and then do it. why haven’t you done it yet? the conspiracy has brainwashed you with all of its mindless distractions, to keep you from focusing on reality. and it has worked. so shake the cobwebs out of your head and go do stuff and quit reading this crap. go live your life, for crying out loud! you have better things to do, and if you can’t think of any, think some more, and keep thinking until you come up with something better to do, and then do it immediately! now go! that is what i am doing, and you should to! and if you don’t, if you give in to your desires to procrastinate and avoid reality and get distracted by mindless entertainment... well... eh... whatever. who cares? do you care? if you don’t care, why should anybody care? you have to care about your own life. you have to care about what’s going on in your own life and around you, and about things that impact you directly or indirectly. and if you care about something, you have to do something about it, or else that means you don’t really care that much and you have given up on actually living life. the purpose of life is to live, so live! trees cannot move but you can! so get out there and change the world as much as you can, but start by changing your life, and then changing the lives of other people. if only i were wise enough to heed my own advice... i am such a fool. but i am working on it. i really am. i know reality is out there. i have 5 different senses that keep telling me all about what is going on around me. i just need to do stuff about the stuff that happens, and make stuff happen that is good, because when good stuff happens, that is good stuff. and if i don’t do that, well i can go stuff it. where do i stuff it and what do i stuff? well, there is an expression, in colloquial modern english... shove it up your ass! in other words, go fuck yourself! that is my message to myself, if i don’t shape up. and if i do shape up, my message is, good job, what took you so long, now make sure you keep going, because if you don’t you are a loser. if you don’t try at anything, you might as well just give up on everything. and if you do that, you have to wake up from the dream, from all the passivity in you created by all the nonsense that distracts you from reality. but it is a hard dream to wake up from, because you have it while you are awake, and it haunts your thoughts whenever you think. then once you are awake, you can finally try again, only this time for real, not just trying a little and then giving up and pretending that you are a hopeless failure and that trying at anything is pointless and in vain. it is not pointless and in vain, and it is not hopeless. you fail because you give up too early, and don’t try hard enough. give everything your all, and never give up, never surrender. you have to achieve victory, and this means avoiding defeat, by not giving up or giving in... keep going until you reach the final destination. make goals and accomplish them all. i often have a list of goals that includes some really hard ones and some really easy ones. i do most of the really easy ones. and the hard ones? i just save them for my next to-do list. and then the next one. and the next one. and eventually i lose track and forget everything i was ever supposed to do, and forget everything i ever had planned. that is the danger of the daily routine... sometimes we get locked into daily routines where we never actually accomplish anything at all. we just eat and sleep and do recreational activities and maybe do some work that does not actually advance our lives but only maintains our status quo. how can you tell if you are really accomplishing a change? if you do something you never did before, and if it feels right and you are proud of it. i mostly only do things i have done before, out of habit, and out of my fear of change. my life is a mess but i am gradually cleaning it up. and the only thing that can stop me from succeeding is premature death, either by a freak accident, or someone killing me on purpose, or some bizarre medical problem such as a cancer that was never detected that has already metastasized, or a rare, highly fatal disease. but one thing is for sure: if anyone ever kills me, that person will not be me. i have too many objectives to carry out here on earth before i die, and i would actually like to have eternal life if possible (but that seems to be impossible according to all available evidence). i like living, even if i do it wrong. because sometimes, we can enjoy it when we are wrong, and savor our delightful foolishness, comforted by the knowledge that our ridiculous follies prove that we are fallible humans like everyone else, and that we are normal, and that there is not really anything wrong with us after all. my stupid behavior proves that i am human, and since many people have observed and documented it, that proves my existence. and since the existence of god has not been proved, in a sense, i am greater than god in the respect that my existence has been proven and god’s has not. if god were truly great, everyone would know for sure that god exists. so if any god does exist, that god is not as great as everybody claims “he” is. i mean, look at all the evil in the world! and just consider how it would be immoral to send people to hell based on not accepting christ as their savior because they happened to live in north or south america at a time when christianity was still young and only practiced in europe, asia minor, and north africa. so, think about that stuff, and then do something about it! that is what i ought to do! bye!